ATTENTION PLEASE:
HARRISON FORD (ACTOR, PRODUCER, PILOT, AVIATION ADVOCATE, NET WORTH 300 MILLION/AS A HUGE FAN OF STAR WARS AND INDIANA JONES, I WOULD BE MOST GRATEFUL FOR A DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT TO HELP ME BUY A PLACE OF MY OWN. TREAT IT AS A TAX WRITE OFF WHICH I'M SURE WOULDN'T HURT EVEN NOW. JUST CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE, AND PAYPAL ALSO ACCEPTS CREDIT CARDS. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH US, AND OUR BEDS SNAKE FREE AT NIGHT!),
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (ACTOR, BUSINESSMAN, FORMER POLITICIAN, PROFESSIONAL BODYBUILDER, NET WORTH 1.2 BILLION/NEEDLESS TO SAY YOU'RE A LIVING ICON AND YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF HUMANKIND ARE UNSURPASSED. SINCE I BLEED I CAN ALSO BE KILLED BY MISFORTUNE. PLEASE HELP RETARD THE PROCESS WITH A DONATION KIND SIR),
SAM ELLIOT (ACTOR, VOICE ARTIST, GOLDEN GLOBES, EMMYS, ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE, NET WORTH 20 MILLION/YOU BEAT THE PANTS OFF OF ME IN TERMS OF VOICE OVER. I OFTEN TRIED TO AFFECT PEOPLE IN A POSITIVE WAY BUT UNLUCKILY RAN INTO DISASTER AFTER MAKING MY SHARE OF MISTAKES WHICH WERE UNRIGHTABLE AND HAVE BEEN PAYING FOR THEM EVER SINCE. PLEASE HELP ME TRY TO RIGHT THEM BY MAKING A DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT, AND CONTINUED SUCCESS TO YOU BROTHER),
JERRY SEINFELD (STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, WRITER, FILMMAKER, TV PRODUCER, EMMY, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 1.1 BILLION/LIKE YOU SAY, MOST THINGS DON'T WORK, AND MY DREADFUL SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES LEAVE MUCH TO BE DESIRED. SO PLEASE HELP ME NOT BECOME A STATISTIC BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. YOU ARE SO WELL OFF, I WOULDN'T BE ASKING IF YOU WEREN'T AS PRIVILEGED. I VOW TO BE 1,000% WORTH IT),
JACK NICHOLSON (ACTOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, WRITER, ACADEMY AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 400 MILLION/THE SUNGLASSES ARE A COMPLEMENTARY TOUCH, AND IT'S FINE THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY LIKE. NOT FEELING THE LUXURY OF SOLITUDE BY ANY MEANS, BUT I'LL LISTEN TO ALL ADVICE YOU OFFER IF YOU ALSO FIND IT WITHIN YOU TO BACK IT UP BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON AND GIVING AS IF IT'S AN ELIXIR),
LORNE MICHAELS (PRODUCER, COMEDIAN, DIRECTOR, SCREENWRITER, EMMYS, MARK TWAIN PRIZE WINNER, NET WORTH 500 MILLION/CONGRATS ON 50 YEARS OF SNL. THE SHOW THAT GOES ON AND ON. AS A FELLOW MEDIA ARTIST, GROWING OLDER HAS GIVEN ME MORE THAN MY SHARE OF WORRY. NO ONE SHOULD BE HOMELESS, ESPECIALLY AT MY AGE. AS THE WHEEL CONTINUES TO TURN, THE STUFF AROUND THE NERVE ENDINGS ARE WORN TO THE BONE AND THE FATIGUE CAN BE SEEN IN MY EYES. YOU COULD DO SO MUCH TO REMEDY THE INJUSTICE LIFE HAS COLLECTED FOR ME BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. IT'S NOW 11:30!),
ADAM SANDLER (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, GRAMMYS, GOLDEN GLOBES, EMMYS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 440 MILLION/FILTHY RICH FOR BEING HUMILIATED SOUNDS LIKE MY CUP OF TEA, INSTEAD OF DIRT POOR AND HOMELESS. HOPING TO FORMULATE SOME GOOD CHEMISTRY IN TERMS OF GETTING MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER. MISSING ONE CRITICAL SUBSTANCE THAT I'M IN SHORT SUPPLY OF. NAMELY CASH. PLEASE MAKE A DEPOSIT NOW TO KICK START MY RECIPE FOR REBUILDING BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE OH PAINLESS ONE),
LEONARDO DICAPRIO (ACTOR, FILM PRODUCER, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 300 MILLION/AS ONE OF THE HIGHEST PAID ACTORS IN THE WORLD, DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME FOR SEEKING DONATIONS TO HELP REMEDY MY LETDOWNS. SOMETIMES THE LESS FORTUNATE REALLY DO NEED HELP FROM OTHERS. BE A SPORT AND CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE THEN HAVE YOUR ACCOUNTANT WRITE THE AMOUNT OFF YOUR TAXES),
RYAN REYNOLDS (ACTOR, PRODUCER, BUSINESSMAN, NET WORTH 350 MILLION/YOU RULE AS DEADPOOL AND IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME IT'S YOU BEING SUCH AN AUTHORITY ON ANXIETY! HAVE TO ADMIT THOUGH THAT YOUR RICHES CAN SOOTHE THOSE NERVES TO SOME EXTENT. I HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS TO SET MYSELF UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT, ONLY SURVIVAL INSTINCTS. HENCE MY MOTIVATION FOR REACHING OUT TO YOU FOR A DONATION BEFORE I'M OVERWHELMED BY HOMELESSNESS. THERE'S NO JOY IN MY DAY EVERYDAY UNTIL SOMEONE LIKE YOU TAKES NOTICE. SO PLEASE USE YOUR SUPER POWERS AND SUPER WEALTH TO LOOSEN THE GRIP OF MY DIRE CIRCUMSTANCES. I FEEL I CAN COUNT ON YOU IF ONLY YOU CAN RETURN HERE AND CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. BENCH PRESSING A PANDA NOT NECESSARY. JUST CLICK AND SMILE!),
KEVIN COSTNER (ACTOR, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, MUSICIAN, ACADEMY AWARDS, GOLDEN GLOBES, EMMY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/JFK IS STILL MY FAVORITE. YOU CAN HELP ME TO STAND LIKE A ROCK BY OVERCOMING DESPAIR AND HOMELESSNESS. JUST CLICK ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON AND CHIP IN TO HELP OPEN NEW DOORS FOR ME),
MORGAN FREEMAN (ACTOR, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, NARRATOR, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/YOUR VOICE IS UNMISTAKABLE WHILE BEING OVERLOOKED LED TO MISSING MY LIFELONG CALLING. DOING MORE WITH LESS IS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE UNTIL MY REALITY CHANGES AND LESS BECOMES MORE INCREASING MY WORTH BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. THIS ISN'T MAKE-BELIEVE IF MORE LIKE YOU WOULD HELP),
JANE FONDA (ACTRESS, ACTIVIST, WRITER, FORMER MODEL, ACADEMY AWARDS, GOLDEN GLOBES WINNER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/BLESS YOUR HEART AND LONG LIFE TO YOU JANE. YOU ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF MY MOTHER SINCE SHE WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE TOO. SHE WAS ALSO A CHRISTIAN AND HAD LYMPHOMA. ON A MUCH LIGHTER NOTE, I STILL HAVE A RARE BARBARELLA RESIN MODEL KIT. SWITCHING GEARS AGAIN, IF IT'S NEVER TOO LATE, PLEASE HELP ME TO START OVER AND BE WHOLE AGAIN BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. PLEASE HELP GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO BE HAPPY AND LIVE LONG LIKE YOU),
MIKE MYERS (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, WRITER, DIRECTOR, EMMY, MTV AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/NO DUMB JOKES DONE SMARTLY AT THIS END. SO THERE'S NO CONFUSION, MY ORDEAL IS REALLY NO LAUGHING MATTER. THEREFORE PLEASE BE A RIGHTEOUS DUDE BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND DONATING. I'LL OWE YOU FOR THAT. SINCE I DON'T TAKE REJECTION VERY WELL, BE A TRUE HERO AND HELP ME NOT TO GIVE UP AND TO FEEL SAFE),
LIAM NEESON (ACTOR, ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE, GOLDEN GLOBE, TONY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 145 MILLION/YOU MUST BE FORKLIFTED A LOT OF STUFF FOR NOTHING THEN. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GIVE BACK? SPEAKING OF ROLLER COASTER RIDES, MY TORTURED EXISTENCE HAS MOSTLY BEEN DOWNHILL FOR YEARS NOW. TODAY COULD BE THE DAY I LIVE AND DIE. SO YOUR TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATION TO MY PAYPAL ADDRESS BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW BUTTON WILL GIVE ME SOME MUCH NEEDED BREATHING ROOM A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO SECURING MY OWN HOME ADDRESS. JUST NOT IN IRELAND),
JIM CARREY (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, NET WORTH 180 MILLION/YOU'RE A LAUGH A MINUTE WHILE MY SITUATION IS A CRYING SHAME UNLESS I GET DONATIONS TO ALLEVIATE HOMELESSNESS BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND CONTRIBUTING. I NEVER ACHIEVED MUCH FAME, AND YOU CAN HELP ME OVERCOME FEAR),
BRAD PITT (ACTOR, PRODUCER, ACADEMY AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 400 MILLION/I HAVE LOST MOST OF WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME INCLUDING MY HOME, AND HAVE YET TO GAIN ANYTHING BACK. MAKING A DONATION BY CLICKING ANY BUTTON ON THE PAGE WOULD BE A HUGE STEP TOWARDS WINNING THIS BATTLE!),
TOM CRUISE (ACTOR, NET WORTH 600 MILLION/FROM DROP OUT TO PRIESTHOOD TO SUCCESSFUL ACTOR. NOW PUT IT WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND PLEASE SHOW ME THE MONEY!),
DENZEL WASHINGTON (ACTOR, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, TONY AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 300 MILLION/YOU'RE JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS OLDER THAN ME, YET BORN BEFORE MY DOUBLE NICKEL YEAR. DOING MY BEST DOING WHAT I GOTTA DO EVEN WITH MS SO I CAN AFFORD TO BUY A HOME OF MY OWN IN GOD'S NAME. IN SHORT SUPPLY OF INNER PEACE, SO YOU CAN DO WONDERS HELPING A HOMELESS WHITE BROTHER TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND I'LL TAKE WHAT'S GIVEN, THEN COMMIT MYSELF TO TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH IT),
CLINT EASTWOOD (ICON, FILM DIRECTOR, ACTOR, FORMER MAYOR OF CARMEL-BY-THE-SEA, NET WORTH 375 MILLION/I'D FEEL ESPECIALLY LUCKY IF YOU'D MAKE MY DAY AND GET ME OFF THE ENDANGERED LIST WITH A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS TODAY CLINT!),
MICHELLE PFEIFFER (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, ACADEMY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE ACTRESS BAR NONE. I OWN A BUS STOP SIZE POSTER OF CATWOMAN THAT I WOULD TRULY LOVE AUTOGRAPHED BY YOU! I ONCE WROTE TO YOUR AGENT TRYING TO FIND OUT IF YOU MADE PERSONAL APPEARANCES THEN LEARNED YOU ARE AN EXTREMELY PRIVATE PERSON. THE NEXT BEST THING WOULD BE FOR YOU TO MAKE A DONATION NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE, AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE YOU DON'T WALK LIKE A DUCK!),
SARAH JESSICA PARKER (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, FASHION ICON, GOLDEN GLOBES, EMMY AWARDS WINNER, SPOUSE MATTHEW BRODERICK, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/YOU DESERVE A GREAT REVIEW AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTING. YOUR MARRIAGE ALSO ENDURES WHICH IS MORE THAN ONE CAN SAY FOR MOST COUPLES. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT CHANGE WOULD BE GOOD FOR ME, SUBTRACTING THE CONSTANT HURDLES TO CLEAR WITH HOMELESSNESS. HELP ME STRIVE TO CONTROL THE DEMONS THAT HAUNT ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE MAKING CERTAIN I'M TAKEN CARE OF WHILE TOUCHING OTHERS TO FOLLOW SUIT),
SARAH JESSICA PARKER, MATTHEW BRODERICK (COMBINED NET WORTH $400 MILLION/PURSES VS BALLS),
MATTHEW BRODERICK (ACTOR, VOICE ARTIST, TONY AWARDS WINNER, VARIOUS AWARD NOMINATIONS, SPOUSE SARAH JESSICA PARKER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/WORTHY ADVICE TO FIGHT THE GREEN MONSTER WITH MY MIND. I'M ALSO A VOICE ARTIST AND ANIMAL LOVER EXCEPT FOR CATS BECAUSE I HAVE A PET COCKATIEL. RUMORS CIRCULATING ABOUT PARKINSON'S WILL HOPEFULLY NOT PLAY OUT FOR YOU BEING DISABLED WITH MS MYSELF. YOU HAVE MONEY, FAME, AND THE ADORATION, SO WHAT OTHER STUFF IS THERE? WHILE I'LL TAKE IT IF IT WILL DO ANYTHING TO IMPROVE MY CIRCUMSTANCES, MONEY IS STILL THE HIGHEST PRIORITY. SO WITH SJP'S APPROVAL, MAKING A DONATION BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE WILL BE JUST THE PICK-ME-UP I NEED),
CHRIS PRATT (ACTOR, MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/"PASSENGERS" IS UNQUESTIONABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES, EVEN OVER "JURASSIC WORLD". WHAT I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IS HOW MY SEVERE TRIALS ARE ERODING MY FAITH UNLESS I GET SOME RELIEF SOON. SINCE YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AND BELIEVE IN GOD, IN THE LORD'S NAME DO UNTO ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE TO MAKE YOUR OFFERING FOR WHICH YOU'LL BE REWARDED. REMEMBER THAT HE WANTS THE BEST FOR ME, AND YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED IN TURN FOR YOUR BLESSING),
HELEN HUNT (ACTRESS, DIRECTOR, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, EMMY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 75 MILLION/YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITES IN FRONT OF THE LENS, EVEN WITH MY GOOD EYE IN FOCUS. YOU DESERVED THE LIFE YOU WANTED TO HAVE, AND I HOPE YOU WILL SHARE WITH ME BY DONATING SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY CHANCES),
TOM HANKS (ACTOR, DIRECTOR, PRODUCER, NET WORTH 400 MILLION/LIFE MAY BE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES TOM, BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GET IF FOLKS LIKE YOU DON'T STEP FORWARD AND HELP LOOK AFTER SOMEONE LIKE ME. ONLY ASKING FOR A HELPING HAND, NOT A HANDOUT BY DONATING. THEN MAYBE THIS TOO SHALL PASS),

WILLIAM JAMES MURRAY (ICON, COMEDIC GENIUS, ACTOR, SNL ALUMNI, MARK TWAIN PRIZE WINNER, CHARISMATIC FOLK HERO, NET WORTH 180 MILLION/YOU'RE A GREAT HUMAN BEING AND EXCEEDINGLY DOWN TO EARTH, ALWAYS THERE TO PITCH IN WHEN LEAST EXPECTED! I'D ALWAYS TREASURE A "RUN-IN" WITH YOU TOO. BTW I SAW YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS VIDEO MIRAGE, HENCE WHAT'S UP WITH THE "YOU JUST MISSED BILL" REPLY? SHAME YOU DON'T READ YOUR EMAILS PERSONALLY, AND WHY YAHOO WHEN GMAIL IS SO MUCH MORE SECURE? JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'D BE MOST HONORED TO HELP IN ANY CAPACITY I CAN, MOST LIKELY SKILLED AMATEUR, BUT YOU'RE NOT ALONE, SPEAKING OF NEEDING HELP. AFTER NOT SEEING MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, PLEASE READ ABOUT MY PREDICAMENT BELOW, THEN BEING THE DOWN TO EARTH GREAT HUMAN BEING YOU ARE, REMEMBER ME BILL WHEN YOU CAN WITH A TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATION BY CLICKING ANY PAYPAL DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE, OR I CAN EMAIL A PAYPAL MONEY REQUEST INSTEAD FOR WHATEVER AMOUNT YOU SPECIFY TO HELP OUT A FELLOW CITIZEN STRUGGLING WITH HOMELESSNESS AND MS. NEXT, BY SHARING YOUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER WITH ME, I CAN CHECK UP ON YOU FROM TIME TO TIME SINCE YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO ME WITH YOU BEING IN SOUTH CAROLINA BESIDES. I'D EVEN BE WILLING TO MOVE TO YOUR AREA IF YOU COULD USE A COOK'S HELPER OR DISHWASHER AT ONE OF YOUR RESTAURANTS. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT I'D BE HIGHLY INDEBTED IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT FOR NOW, AND I'D LIKE TO OFFER A GOD BLESS YOU IN THE MEANWHILE, IN SPITE OF THE FAKE NEWS THAT YOU STATED RELIGION COULD BE THE ENEMY OF HUMANKIND. PERSONALLY HOWEVER, TO EACH THEIR OWN WHERE PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED, BUT I KNOW TO WHOM I'LL BE ACCOUNTING WHEN MY TIME COMES),
STEVE MARTIN (COMEDIAN, ACTOR, WRITER, PRODUCER, MUSICIAN, GRAMMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, EMMY, AND OTHER AWARDS WINNER AMONG VARIOUS ACCOLADES, NET WORTH 140 MILLION/I NEVER LIE TO MYSELF AND THERE'S NO ONE TO BE FOOLED. MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW IN SPITE OF MY WILL TO BE GOOD AT WHAT I DO BEST. THEREFORE IF I'M IGNORED, THE GUILT LIES WITH THE OTHER PARTY. SINCE I'VE HAD 1O LIFE'S WORTH OF BAD BREAKS, SOME RECOMPENSE WOULD BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY. BE A PART OF MY COME BACK BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE UNLESS YOU FIRST NEED TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES),
JODIE FOSTER (ACTRESS, FILMMAKER, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/WITH OVER 60 YEARS IN THE SPOTLIGHT STARTING BY BECOMING THE ORIGINAL COPPERTONE BABY, PLEASE SHINE A RAY OF HOPE MY WAY BY MAKING A DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT. CHOOSE ANY OF THE PAYPAL BUTTONS, AND MY DAY WILL BE GOLDEN),
SIR PHILIP ANTHONY HOPKINS (ACTOR, PHILANTHROPIST, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/I'D BE HONORED IF YOU'D HAVE ME OVER AS DINNER SOMETIME.
THOUGH YOUR BEST ROLE BY FAR IN MY HUMBLE OPINION IS YOUR PORTRAYAL OF BURT MUNRO AKA "THE GOD OF SPEED" IN "THE WORLD'S FASTEST INDIAN". WOW, KUDOS TO YOU TONY, AND CROWNS OFF TO THE "MUNRO SPECIAL".
PLEASE HELP ME TO STAY ABOVE GROUND AND VERTICAL, AND NOT TURN INTO A CABBAGE.
BTW, YOU CAN BE CERTAIN THERE'S A GOD.
I'M LIVING PROOF HE EXISTS BECAUSE I'M STILL ALIVE!
JUST TRUST IN HIM TO RECEIVE THE TRUTH),
MATT DAMON (ACTOR, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE, NET WORTH 170 MILLION/YOU ARE GOOD, AND I NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING LESS. GUNS SCARE ME TOO. SINCE I'VE BEEN SUFFERING FOR A LONG TIME NOW, I'M BEYOND ANY HOPES OF SOMETHING POSITIVE RESULTING FROM MY ADVERSITY UNLESS HUMANITARIANS SUCH AS YOURSELF MAKE AN EFFORT BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE TO GIVE ME A FIGHTING CHANCE),
ANGELINA JOLIE (ACTRESS, FILMMAKER, HUMANITARIAN, ACADEMY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 120 MILLION/DIFFERENT WOULD BE GOOD IN MY CASE IN THE EVENT I BUY A HOME AS OPPOSED TO HOMELESSNESS. TOO OLD NOT TO HAVE ONE, AND CONSIDERING MY LENGTHY CAREER HISTORY, I DESERVE THIS DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE TO CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS MY WELFARE),
SIGOURNEY WEAVER (ACTRESS, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, ACADEMY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 60 MILLION/YOU ARE BY FAR ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES, AND WOULD BE MOST HONORED BY YOUR DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT VIA ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE),
WOODY ALLEN (DIRECTOR, FILMMAKER, ACTOR, COMEDIAN, NET WORTH 140 MILLION/LOVE ALL OF YOUR FLICKS, AND WHILE I'M NOT A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR, I STILL HAVE A CROSS OF MY OWN TO BEAR IN TERMS OF PRESENT DAY SURVIVAL. PLEASE MAKE A DONATION TODAY AND HELP THE COMING DAYS PASS A LITTLE SMOOTHER. BEHATZLACHA),
WILLIAM SHATNER (TELEVISION ICON AKA STAR TREK'S CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK, CANADIAN ACTOR, AUTHOR, TV HOST, HORSEMAN, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/YOU DID INTERVIEW WITH RADIO BROADCASTER RICH STEVENS IN SOUTH FLORIDA WHOM I KNEW PERSONALLY. WHILE NOT A DIE-HARD TREKKIE, I STILL OWN A RARE UNOPENED ENTERPRISE SCALE MODEL KIT AND BATTERY OPERATED CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT THAT LIGHTS UP AND PLAYS THE STAR TREK THEME, A 12" CAPTAIN KIRK STATUE, AND YOUR DOCUMENTARIES ARE ESPECIALLY MEMORABLE. I COULD SURE USE YOUR HELP BILL, SO PLEASE ENERGIZE ME BY MAKING A TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATION, THEN LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!),
NICOLE KIDMAN (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, SINGER, MODEL, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, EMMY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/PLEASE HELP ME PUSH THROUGH FEAR AND NOBODY LIKES ME FOR BEING HOMELESS. CAN'T GIVE UP ON MY DREAMS TO STABILIZE AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE NO CHOICE. PLEASE HELP STOP THE BAD THINGS FROM COMING BACK OVER AND OVER BY MAKING A DONATION. THERE ARE SEVERAL DONATE BUTTONS ON THE PAGE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE),
DAN AYKROYD (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, SCREENWRITER, MUSICIAN, ENTREPRENEUR, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/PLEASE, AND I DID SAY PLEASE, HELP ME TO FORGET ABOUT THE WORLD FOR A WHILE BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND SHARING THE WEALTH. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU CAN MANAGE ABUNDANTLY BETTER THAN A GHOST OF A CHANCE!),
SANDRA BULLOCK (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/I'VE BEEN LET DOWN IN SO MANY WAYS, AND IT'S TOUGH TO FORGIVE THOSE WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CLOSEST TO ME. YOU COULD BE A HUGE PART OF MY HEALING PROCESS BY DONATING TODAY, JUST A CLICK OF ANY PAYPAL BUTTON AWAY. ASKING YOU TO GRASP THE GRAVITY OF MY DILEMMA),
CAMERON DIAZ (ACTRESS, FORMER MODEL, GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 140 MILLION/KNUCKLEHEADS GET WISER WITH AGE, NOT THAT I'M GREASING YOU WITH PRAISE. I'LL CATCH A BUNCH OF FROGS FOR YOU TO LICK IF YOU'LL HELP REVISE MY STORY BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND GIVING WITH SERIOUS ATTITUDE),
TIM ALLEN (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, EMMYS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/I LEAN TOWARDS NOT LYING BECAUSE IT ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE EVEN WHILE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS. FINDING OUT FIRSTHAND THAT THE WORLD IS A MEAN PLACE. I STILL BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE EMOTIONAL TOOLS WITHIN TO TOWER ABOVE THE REST AND HELP OTHERS WHO IF NOT FOR DRAWBACKS MIGHT OTHERWISE BE AN ASSET TO SOCIETY. PLEASE MAKE A DONATION BY CLICKING ANY BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND YOU WON'T REGRET IT I ASSURE YOU),
BRYAN LEE CRANSTON (ACTOR, FILMMAKER, PHILANTHROPIST, NET WORTH 40 MILLION/LIKE YOU SAY, MONEY ISN'T IMPORTANT, TIME IS. WHILE I'M INDEED FEEL MARGINALIZED BEING HOMELESS, I LIKE TO BELIEVE I MADE A POSITIVE IMPACT EARLIER IN MY CAREER WHEN TIME WAS STILL ON MY SIDE. HENCE, IN ADDITION TO THE ROLLING STONES, A HUGE FAN OF "BREAKING BAD" ALSO. SO PLEASE DONATE SOME OF YOUR UNIMPORTANT MONEY BACK TO ME BEFORE MY TIME IS UP. WOULD GO A LOT FURTHER THAN A 5TH OF DOS HOMBRES MEZCAL SINCE I DON'T DRINK. NOT KNOCKING YOU SINCE YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KNOCKS),
JULIA ROBERTS (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 250 MILLION/WHEN PEOPLE WALKED AWAY I LET THEM GO BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN ANYWAY, NOT BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT, BUT BECAUSE I WAS KIND. HAVING TURNED 70 NOW, I FULLY UNDERSTAND THE FRAGILITY OF LIFE WHILE TIME WORKS AGAINST ME UNLESS I GET HELP TO SLOW IT DOWN BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE),
MELISSA McCARTHY (ACTRESS, PRODUCER, WRITER, COMEDIAN, FASHION DESIGNER, EMMY AWARDS WINNER, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE, EMMY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 90 MILLION/I AGREE FAME MEANS NOTHING. HOWEVER I FEEL MY SITUATION NEEDS TO CHANGE IF I'M GOING TO LIVE ON. I TOO BELIEVE IN GOD, SO PLEASE PRAY FOR ME, AND LORD WILLING, YOU'LL ALSO MAKE A DONATION BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE),
JOHN CUSACK (ACTOR, NET WORTH 50 MILLION/I HAVE SEEN 2112 A THOUSAND TIMES, AND REMINDS ME THAT TIME IS NOT ON MY SIDE UNLESS DONATIONS ARE MADE BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE HOMELESSNESS A CAREER),
CAROL BURNETT (ACTRESS, COMEDIAN, SINGER, WRITER, GOLDEN GLOBES, GRAMMY, EMMYS, PEABODYS, TONY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 45 MILLION/STILL WAITING FOR A DREAM TO GRAB ONTO FOLLOWING MANY SCARS ALONG THE WAY. YOU CAN DO SO MUCH TO HELP ME GROW OUT OF THIS IN A POSITIVE DIRECTION BY CLICKING ANY BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND MAKING A DONATION. MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND GOD BLESS YOU!),
CHRISTIAN BALE (ACTOR, ACADEMY AWARD, GOLDEN GLOBES WINNER, NET WORTH 120 MILLION/YOUR DONATION BY CLICKING ANY BUTTON ON THE PAGE WOULD BE TAKEN AS YOUR WAY OF SAYING THE WORLD HASN'T ENDED FOR ME. HOPING THIS TRUTH WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH),
MEL BROOKS (ACTOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, SCREENWRITER, SONGWRITER, ACADEMY, EMMYS, TONYS, GRAMMYS WINNER, GOLDEN GLOBES NOMINEE, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/HEY MEL, BEING AN ARTIST OF SORTS MYSELF, INSTEAD OF DISHING INSANITY, CLICK ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND SHOWER ME WITH BUCKS I CAN SPEND FOR HOUSING WHERE I CAN WATCH ALL OF YOUR FLICKS FROM THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOME WHILE MOSTLY SITTING. I'VE GOT MS SO HELP ME NOT MIMIC DEATH BEFORE MY TIME COMES, NOR DIE IN AN OPEN SEWER),
RENEE ZELLWEGER (ACTRESS, ACADEMY, GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS WINNER, NET WORTH 90 MILLION/LOVE YOU IN "JUDY", "JERRY MAGUIRE" AND "ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE". HOW MUCH DOES A HUMAN HEAD WEIGH AGAIN? WHAT ABOUT A HOUSEFUL OF MONEY? SINCE YOU BUY HOUSES, YOU NEED TAX WRITE OFFS. I'D BE A GOOD CHOICE FOR YOU IF YOU'D AT LEAST PRIVATELY DONATE A SUM TOWARDS AN ABODE FOR ME BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE PRICE OF A HOME. JUST SHOW A TINY LITTLE GESTURE OF YOUR KINDNESS THAT CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN TURNING MY SINGLE LIFE AROUND. AS IN ONE LIFE TO LIVE SHOULD I LIVE SO LONG),
JEFF DANIELS (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, TONY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 45 MILLION/OMG, YOU'RE JUST 9 DAYS OLDER THEN ME. YOU ARE ONE OF THE FUNNY ONES BY FAR, AND I LOVE RV. PLEASE DO ME A HUGE COURTESY BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. GUARANTEED NO ONE WILL THINK YOU DUMB OR DUMBER FOR IT, NOT WHILE I'M ALIVE AND KICKING!), PATRICK STEWART (ACTOR, GRAMMY, OLIVIER AWARDS WINNER, EMMYS, GOLDEN GLOBES, TONY NOMINEE, NET WORTH 75 MILLION/SOLICITING YOU TO BEAM ABOARD AND HELP GUIDE FELLOW PASSENGERS TO THE PAYPAL DONATE BUTTONS ON THE PAGE AND BE OF GOOD CHEER IN DOING SO. LIKE YOU, I WAS ALSO RAISED IN A VIOLENT HOUSEHOLD BEING AFRAID OF THE WORST. THOSE FEELINGS HAVE TRANSITIONED INTO MY MINDSET TODAY AS I CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE. ALSO STRICKEN WITH MS, IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME),
JUDE LAW (ACTOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 75 MILLION/YOU ROCK IN MY FAVS "THE HOLIDAY" AND "ENEMY AT THE GATES". NOT GOING TO KEEP YOU GUESSING WHEN IT COMES TO ASKING FOR A GOOD DEED. CHANGING WHO I AM DEPENDS ON CHANGING MY HOMELESSNESS, AND MAKING A DONATION TODAY BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE WILL HELP EFFECT CHANGE),
DANA CARVEY (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, SNL ALUMNI, PRODUCER, PODCASTER, SCREENWRITER, EMMYS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 20 MILLION/BAR NONE CHURCH LADY WAS YOUR BEST CHARACTER AND KEPT ME IN TEARS. MY ACHILLES' HEEL JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE HURTING FOR MONEY. SO BEING FREE IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY UNTIL YOU GET TURTLEY ENOUGH TO SHELL OUT A FEW DOLLARS MY WAY BY DONATING FROM YOUR MILLIONS. CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON WILL DO THE TRICK),
AMONG THOSE WHO HAVE DONATED TO WORTHY CAUSES,
AND ANYONE ELSE READING THIS WHO WOULD LIKE TO SPREAD MORE LOVE BY BEING A GIVING NEIGHBOR, PLEASE HELP ME BY DONATING TODAY !